"The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien" Drew Carey/Joe Buck/Joshua Bell with Tiempo Libre (TV Episode 2009) Poster

Conan O'Brien: Self - Host

Quotes 

  • Cory Booker : Hi, it's Mayor Cory Booker, and I banned Conan O'Brien from Newart airport, and last night, he had the audacity to ban me from Burbank airport? Well Conan, it's on. If you want to settle this with a feat of strength, not your usual caustic comic critique, if you want to test it with fortitude, I'm willing to race you just like Teri Hatcher did, and just in case you slip and fall and bump your head, I've actually got you a New York Giants helmet.

    [audience boos] 

    Conan O'Brien : I can't believe it: Making fun of my concussion. Yeah. That was a serious injury. And if you don't believe me, just listen to this actor playing my neurologist.

    Neurologist : [comes on stage eating a sub sandwich]  It was pretty serious.

  • Conan O'Brien : [discussing his feud with Newark mayor Cory Booker]  You want to ban me from Newark? Well guess what? At least I'm in good company. Check out what else has been banned from Newark: Deodorant,

    [audience laughter] 

    Conan O'Brien : fresh water, fresh water's been banned, college diplomas, and cars in the possession of their rightful owner.

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