Leah
After a stressful week of college and kids, it's time for another date with Jeremy! He must have learned his lesson last time -- 'cause on this one, he whips out a helmet and quickly renders Leah incapable of talking. She hops on the back of his motorcycle and they ride like the wind. In fact, if she had any undamaged strands of human hair on her head, I bet it would have wafted right through them.
"I think it's time to make it official," Jeremy says afterwards when they are sitting on some random concrete steps. "Ahhh! I can't believe I have a boyfriend" is Leah's pretty adorable response. Now that she's been his girlfriend for a solid three seconds, she decides to reveal the fact that she cheated on her previous man. Nothing says "you made the right choice!" like a reminder that you're dating a sex-crazed infidel.
After a stressful week of college and kids, it's time for another date with Jeremy! He must have learned his lesson last time -- 'cause on this one, he whips out a helmet and quickly renders Leah incapable of talking. She hops on the back of his motorcycle and they ride like the wind. In fact, if she had any undamaged strands of human hair on her head, I bet it would have wafted right through them.
"I think it's time to make it official," Jeremy says afterwards when they are sitting on some random concrete steps. "Ahhh! I can't believe I have a boyfriend" is Leah's pretty adorable response. Now that she's been his girlfriend for a solid three seconds, she decides to reveal the fact that she cheated on her previous man. Nothing says "you made the right choice!" like a reminder that you're dating a sex-crazed infidel.
- 12/18/2012
- by Sydney Levin
- Aol TV.
Jenelle
Since Jenelle literally has no friends she likes, she decides to circle back and check in on some people she previously couldn't stand. Remember sweet Tori, who actually bashed Jenelle's face in? Time to be palsies again! Jenelle has found a creative way to bring Tori back into her life. She says "I just don't have anybody, that's why I wanted to come talk to you." She has a peace offering of sorts, too, and it's a pretty big deal: Ke$ha tickets. "She's like my favorite artist ever and I have to go. She's so important to me," Jenelle says. So important that you'll call up people who physically beat you down so that you don't have to go alone? Now that, my friends, is devotion.
Later, Jenelle meets her lawyer in a restaurant that looks like someone's rec room -- I just keep waiting for the weird,...
Since Jenelle literally has no friends she likes, she decides to circle back and check in on some people she previously couldn't stand. Remember sweet Tori, who actually bashed Jenelle's face in? Time to be palsies again! Jenelle has found a creative way to bring Tori back into her life. She says "I just don't have anybody, that's why I wanted to come talk to you." She has a peace offering of sorts, too, and it's a pretty big deal: Ke$ha tickets. "She's like my favorite artist ever and I have to go. She's so important to me," Jenelle says. So important that you'll call up people who physically beat you down so that you don't have to go alone? Now that, my friends, is devotion.
Later, Jenelle meets her lawyer in a restaurant that looks like someone's rec room -- I just keep waiting for the weird,...
- 11/27/2012
- by Sydney Levin
- Aol TV.
In the time it's taken "Teen Mom 2" to return, you could have had your very own baby! It's been nine excruciating months, but the gals are finally back and ready to make us feel superior -- so in the words of Jenelle's mom Bahbrah, let's get this recap Stahted! Oh and Kieffuh, if yuh reading this ... yuh friggin' worthless.
Jenelle First thing's first: Jenelle had twins ... inserted into her chest. (New boobies, same bad attitude.) Then, she showed them to us on the Internet! She also has an on-again, off-again fiance that she gets arrested with a lot. Pretend you don't know that.
Back from rehab, Jenelle's ready to turn her life around -- and at this point, she's tried that more times than there are "Now That's What I Call Music" compilations. (They're up to 43. I checked.) While popping a bottle of meds bigger than her son Jace,...
Jenelle First thing's first: Jenelle had twins ... inserted into her chest. (New boobies, same bad attitude.) Then, she showed them to us on the Internet! She also has an on-again, off-again fiance that she gets arrested with a lot. Pretend you don't know that.
Back from rehab, Jenelle's ready to turn her life around -- and at this point, she's tried that more times than there are "Now That's What I Call Music" compilations. (They're up to 43. I checked.) While popping a bottle of meds bigger than her son Jace,...
- 11/13/2012
- by Sydney Levin
- Aol TV.
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