- Regis Philbin: [on the $500 question] "An athlete would most likely use a pommel horse when competing in what sport?"
- Seth Green: Gymnastics.
- Regis Philbin: Gymnastics- give me a chance, will ya? Skiing, archery, track and field.
- Seth Green: Uh... A: Gymnastics.
- Regis Philbin: Final?
- Seth Green: Yeah.
- Regis Philbin: Yeah, he's got it for $500. Had it all the while. He's up to $1,000. "What professional is most likely to read a person his Miranda rights?"
- Seth Green: Police officer.
- Regis Philbin: Seth, you're getting on my nerves now.