- Lily Aldrin: [During Marshall's fantasy with Lily dying of a hiccup disorder] It's time, baby.
- Marshall Eriksen: [Crying] I will never love again!
- Lily Aldrin: No, Marshall, you must! And after an appropriate number of years you should find someone else - someone like that busty delivery girl from that one time and... plow her like a cornfield.
- [hiccups and dies; Marshall cries]
- Minister Giles: [at Lily's funeral] ... and so Marshall, to honor Lily, you must find that busty delivery girl from that one time, and plow her like a cornfield.
- [Ted, Robin, and Barney comfort Marshall, who's still crying]
- Minister Giles: [an appropriate number of years later, Marshall hears a knock at the door and opens it to reveal the delivery girl]
- April: [an appropriate number of years later, Marshall hears a knock at the door and opens it to reveal the delivery girl] Delivery for Marshall Eriksen.
- Marshall Eriksen: [looks up at heaven] This is for you, Lil.
- [to Busty Delivery Girl while opening his shirt]
- Marshall Eriksen: Where do I sign?
- [necks her]
- Marshall Eriksen: [to Barney] Ooh girlfriend troubles, I wish I could help you but my totally awesome wife just bought me a lap dance with her body double. If you need me I'll be getting grinded like some pepper in the champagne room
- Barney Stinson: I don't come here that often.
- Judy: Hey Barney, here's your usual and I'll send you your other usual when she's done stretching.
- Barney Stinson: Thank you kindly, stranger.
- Jen: [During Ted's blind date with Jen, they talk about menu choices] So, any thoughts on food?
- Ted Mosby: Yeah. You want to share the oysters?
- Jen: I'd love to share the oysters.
- Ted Mosby: Good, 'cause if you don't that would be... mighty shellfish.
- Jen: [shallow-faced] Wow, that's bad.
- Ted Mosby: That's why it's funny.
- [long pause; Ted and Jen recognize each other]
- Ted Mosby, Jen: We've been on this date before!
- Barney Stinson: Guess who got four tickets to the the origins of Chewbaca exhibit?
- Lily Aldrin: Why?
- Barney Stinson: No, I said who.
- Lily Aldrin: I heard you.
- Robin Scherbatsky: Isn't it a little early in our relationship to be doing things that would end our relationship?
- Narrator: This is the story of two blind dates. One in 2009... And one seven years earlier. In all that time, my dating routine remained more or less the same... until the fall of 2009, when I finally had a date that was different. Because it was exactly the same. I was on a blind date with the same woman I went on a blind date with seven years earlier.
- Jen: [Answering door] Ted?
- Ted Mosby: Jen?
- Jen: It's nice to meet you.
- Narrator: And she didn't remember it. But then again...
- Ted Mosby: It's nice to meet you, too.
- Narrator: ...Neither did I.