How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Double Date (2009)
Alyssa Julya Smith: April
Quotes
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Lily Aldrin : [During Marshall's fantasy with Lily dying of a hiccup disorder] It's time, baby.
Marshall Eriksen : [Crying] I will never love again!
Lily Aldrin : No, Marshall, you must! And after an appropriate number of years you should find someone else - someone like that busty delivery girl from that one time and... plow her like a cornfield.
[hiccups and dies; Marshall cries]
Minister Giles : [at Lily's funeral] ... and so Marshall, to honor Lily, you must find that busty delivery girl from that one time, and plow her like a cornfield.
[Ted, Robin, and Barney comfort Marshall, who's still crying]
Minister Giles : [an appropriate number of years later, Marshall hears a knock at the door and opens it to reveal the delivery girl]
April : [an appropriate number of years later, Marshall hears a knock at the door and opens it to reveal the delivery girl] Delivery for Marshall Eriksen.
Marshall Eriksen : [looks up at heaven] This is for you, Lil.
[to Busty Delivery Girl while opening his shirt]
Marshall Eriksen : Where do I sign?
[necks her]