George Burns: George Burns

Quotes 

• George Burns : Gracie, Harry has enough on his mind, he doesn't need you to drive him crazy.

  Gracie Allen : Well, I know but until he gets a wife, at least I can help!

• George Burns : Are we dressing tonight?

  Harry von Zell : Yeah, I'm wearing my dinner jacket.

  George Burns : Then I will too.

  Gracie Allen : George, you'd better wear your own because if he keeps eating there'll hardly be enough room in his dinner jacket for him!

• George Burns : Gracie, when we go out tonight, Von Zell told his girl he's only 32, so let's keep it that way.

  Gracie Allen : How did you happen to tell her a thing like that?

  Harry von Zell : Well, I - I didn't exactly tell her that, Gracie. You see, I just said that I'm about 4 years older than she is, and she turned out to be 28, so what could I do?

  Gracie Allen : Well, you were certainly a gentleman to lie to her like that because if you told the truth, the poor girl would have to be about 46!