- Michael Sandrelli: [after patting himself down and coming to a daunting realization] Shit.
- Brendan 'Josh' Joshua: What's wrong?
- Michael Sandrelli: Uh, the money - it's gone.
- Brendan 'Josh' Joshua: What do you mean it's gone?
- Michael Sandrelli: Well, I put it in my pocket when we went to the girls' house.
- Shannon Henry: [Skeptical] Why?
- Michael Sandrelli: 'Cause I didn't want it to get stolen.
- Shannon Henry: Who's gong to steal something out of a cop car?
- Brendan 'Josh' Joshua: Actually, that does happen.
- Michael Sandrelli: Well, um, we gotta go back.
- Brendan 'Josh' Joshua: Dickhead, Michael.