- Cave's Oldest Fraggle: We've got a hundred rocks here, you mean and nasty Fraggles!
- World's Oldest Fraggle: We've got a hundred and one, you dull and funless Fraggles!
- Beige Fraggle: [monotone singing voice] Did you hear the one about the person who went walking out and then he came back home again?
- [other Cave Fraggles go 'Ha Ha Ha' in unison]
- Beige Fraggle: Stop me if you heard this one, I met a man who had a son. He also had a daughter, too.
- [other Cave Fraggles go 'Hoo Hoo Ho' in unison]
- Red Fraggle: What does Gobo have to do with our camping trip?
- Mokey Fraggle: Oh, nothing, nothing. It's just maybe not such a coincidence that while Gobo's exploring the Golden Grotto, we are exploring in the opposite direction.
- Red Fraggle: You know, Mokey, sometimes I think you know more about why I do things than I do.
- Mokey Fraggle: [chuckles] Oh, no. I just know more about why I do things. Anyhow, I fugure all Fraggles are pretty much the same.
- Red Fraggle: What is it?
- World's Oldest Fraggle: It's something cruel and fierce and terrible, young Fraggle.
- Boober Fraggle: I always knew something like this would happen.
- World's Oldest Fraggle: This is a weapon.
- [the younger Fraggles all gasp]
- Red Fraggle: A weapon?
- Wembley Fraggle: What's it for?
- World's Oldest Fraggle: Destruction!