- Cotterpin Doozer: Now, I don't know all the gory details, but from what I've heard, bouncing up and down makes your inside jiggle.
- Wrench Doozer: Jiggle?
- Cotterpin Doozer: Yeah. First, they hit the bottom, the go 'hic', they hit the top, they go 'cup'. Hic-cup! gruesome, isn't it?
- Wrench Doozer: Boy, I'll say.
- Turbo Doozer: Whoa-ho! Flooping sure is rev. But you gotta floop to be rev and you gotta be rev to floop!
- Turbo Doozer: You know, Wrench, you don't think rev, you don't talk rev, you don't act rev, why, you don't even look rev.
- Wrench Doozer: I know, Turbo. But if being rev means being like you, then Wrench Doozer doesn't worry about rev.
- Wrench Doozer: [narrating as he writes in his journal] To whom it may concern, if anyone. My name is Wrench Doozer, and I'm an outcast. My life is miserable. I'm writing this so at least someone knows my side of the story.
- Doc: If I didn't want this job so much, I wouldn't do this. I do not like dressing up. I like to impress people with my intelligence, and unique talents, not with my shiny shoes.