Quotes
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[Mark is having a party and has invited Gerard, his rival for Dobby's affections]
Jeremy Usborne : That's big of you, inviting him.
Mark Corrigan : I thought it would look petty and vindictive not to, and as a petty and vindictive individual I have to take extra care not to appear petty or vindictive.
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[Mark has just puked in a bin, which has the missing snake inside]
Super Hans : You are paying for that snake to be dry-cleaned.
Mark Corrigan : [voiceover] I bet you probably can get reptiles dry-cleaned, that's the world we're living in.
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Mark Corrigan : What the hell are you doing?
Jeremy Usborne : I'm gaffer-taping bin bags to the floor.
Mark Corrigan : Right. Why?
Jeremy Usborne : To protect the carpet from all the various... fluids.
Mark Corrigan : But it looks like a crack den.
Jeremy Usborne : [proudly] I know!
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Jeremy Usborne : Nobody care about the food at parties, Mark. They just want to get pissed and go ape.
Mark Corrigan : Go ape? I don't want people going ape, Jeremy. Because there's a missing word, isn't there? Ape shit.
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Jeremy Usborne : Right now I'm setting up puke points.
Mark Corrigan : Puke points?
Jeremy Usborne : There are seven puke points. The toilet is puke point HQ, obviously, and then I've gone round emptying the bins and distributing bags as secondary puke points.
Mark Corrigan : [voiceover] Oh God, this could be a disaster. I want a night of edgy banter and tipsy indiscretions, he wants us all lying around in our pants, flinging shit at each other.
