Groucho Marx - Host: How'd you get this job? There must have been a lot of gorillas out for the same job, wasn't there? You had the most hair?
Gordon Scott: No. I was the lifeguard at the Hotel Sahara in Las Vegas.
Groucho Marx - Host: Lifeguard in Vegas? What'd they do - pull 'em off the crap tables?
[turns to studio audience]
Groucho Marx - Host: When they're going down for the third time.