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Jenna Maroney : Did you hear what happened? I am so upset.
Liz Lemon : Oh, no. Okay, let me explain...
Jenna Maroney : I came in here to shoot these tennis promos, and they had blue gels on the lights. You know that makes my teeth look see-through. You weren't here to do your job, Liz.
Liz Lemon : Okay, well, Josh quit.
Jenna Maroney : Who? Jack's counting on Country Jenna to save the show, but I just want to understand what it is that's distracting you from the one thing you've been told to do.
Liz Lemon : Really? You wanna know what I've been doing?
Jenna Maroney : Yes, Liz. Enlighten me.
Liz Lemon : Jack is hiring a new cast member.
Jenna Maroney : [Screaming to the top of her lungs] If it is a blonde woman, I will kill myself!
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Liz Lemon : No one can know about this.
Cerie : Know about what?
Liz Lemon : Pete's stealing money!
Pete Hornberger : Liz's uterus fell out!
Cerie : Oh. I think I already knew that.