Why Didn't They Ask Evans? (TV Mini Series)

Episode #1.2 (2022)

Dan Tetsell: Ticket Collector

Quotes 

• Ticket Collector : It's a first class ticket, madam. First class is that way.

  Frankie Derwent : Well, I know that, but we've come to fetch a friend.

  Ticket Collector : Does he have a first class ticket?

  Frankie Derwent : I doubt it. Or why would he be in a third class compartment?

  Ticket Collector : Why would you?

  Frankie Derwent : Worthy adversary. Tell you what, I'll buy him a first class ticket.

  Bobby Jones : You'll do nothing of the sort.

  Frankie Derwent : Ah, apparently I'll do nothing of the sort. But we can sit here, can't we?

  Ticket Collector : Well, you could, if there were seats.

  Frankie Derwent : Ah, right, yes. What if we swap these with these lovely people

  Dr. George Arbuthnot : Er, hold on.