- Jane: I've got a headache that can't swim.
- Jane Fatale: You're like a frog in a blizzard.
- Petticoat Jane: What?
- Jane Fatale: You are like a fucking frog, in the middle of a fucking blizzard. You don't know where you are, you don't know what the hell is going on and you don't know how to fucking handle yourself in the situation.
- Petticoat Jane: Yeah, right.
- Jane Fatale: I don't like hypochondriacs, or funny sentences like 'Kenny can't catch the ball, can he'.
- Jane: I'm Jane Doe. A nameless stranger. Even I don't know who I am.
- Practical Jane: I should just win the lottery.
- Jane: I want pills...
- Jane (singing): Leave me with my popcorn dream. I will make the scene. I will be more myself then I've ever been.
- Jane: I just gotta do this on my own. 'Cause you don't exist!
- Practical Jane: All I need now, is a budget, right? That's gonna mean talking to people isn't it?