- Constance 'Connie' LaCienega: [to Maury] It's your birthday, baby! It's time for jubilation and butt stuff!
- Barry: I have never loved you more than I do right now, Becs.
- Becca Lee: Who cares, Barry? Have this baby for me or shut the fuck up.
- Barry: I know that's not about me.
- Constance 'Connie' LaCienega, Becca Lee: It is about you!
- Sonya Poinsettia: Fuck you, you can't fire me. I got Barack and Michelle together.
- Walter Las Palmas: She goes to the Obama well a little too often.
- Emmy Fairfax: I'm Emmy, your new Lovebug. Yay! Celebrate me.
- Becca Lee: I don't want a new Lovebug, what happened to Sonya?
- Emmy Fairfax: Yeah, she got hardcore fired.
- Becca Lee: What?
- Emmy Fairfax: But no one knows why. I think I know, it's on the account of she fucked the Grinch.