Tales of Monkey Island: Chapter 1 - Launch of the Screaming Narwhal (2009 Video Game)

Roger Jackson: Bartender, Hemlock McGee, Reginald Van Winslow

Quotes 

• Guybrush Threepwood : Nice ship! We're you drunk when you built it?

  Reginald van Winslow : Har-har-har! Good one, boyo! But I didn't build the Screaming Narwhal. It was assembled by a committee of concerned Flotsam citizens.

  Guybrush Threepwood : We're THEY drunk?

  Reginald van Winslow : No, but they had to use whatever floated ashore. Hence the aforementioned "constructed by sots" look!

• Reginald van Winslow : [after Guybrush has blasted him off the ship with a bomb]  Well played, Master Threepwood! Or should I say "Captain Threepwood"?

  Guybrush Threepwood : Captain?

  Reginald van Winslow : Aye! Now that you've bounced me off the Screaming Narwhal, you're officially it's captain until someone else comes along and knocks you off

  Guybrush Threepwood : Sweet!

  Reginald van Winslow : Aye, bloody well sweet it is! Now if you'll excuse me, I have some massive internal hemorrhaging to attend to. Congratulations!