- Mary Murphy - Judge: [to Benji Schwimmer] You've got it all. You have what it takes for success. You got backbone. You have wishbone. And you also have the funny-bone. And that's what everyone loves about you.
- Mia Michaels - Guest Judge: [to Donyelle Jones] I think you and I need to form a... big-butt dance coalition.
- [Donyelle shows off her butt]
- Mia Michaels - Guest Judge: I'll be president and you be vice-president.
- Mia Michaels - Guest Judge: [to Benji Schwimmer after his hip-hop routine] I thought that was great. But Benji, I can't help but giggle when you come out in the hood.
- [cut to clip of Benji's gangsta face]
- Mia Michaels - Guest Judge: It makes me laugh.
- Mia Michaels - Guest Judge: [commenting on Wade Robson's afro-pop choreography] The beauty of dance is there are no rules.