- Brother: [Grizzly Gramps and Gran have come to visit] What did you bring us?
- Sister Bear: Yeah, what did you bring us?
- Papa: I can't believe you two! You didn't even say hello! That's it, up to your room!
- [Brother and Sister head upstairs to their room]
- Papa: And there will be no treats for a week! A month! A year!
- Mama: [first lines, voiceover] When a cub's behavior takes a turn for the worst, it's hard for parents to know what to do first.
- Papa: There are more important things in this world than getting as many treats as you can get your hands on: Greedy cubs who only think of themselves can never really be happy. Do you know why?
- Brother, Sister Bear: No.
- Papa: Because you can't have anything you want in life all the time. Do you understand?
- Brother, Sister Bear: Yes.
- Mama: And furthermore, it's good to think of others sometimes instead of just yourselves.
- Sister Bear: Okay.
- Brother: We will.
- Papa: Good.
- Brother, Sister Bear: Mama, can we get something?
- Mama: Yes you can. I forgot to pick up scouring pads. Could you please hurry over to aisle 3 and get a package?
- Brother, Sister Bear: [feeling disappointed] Awww!
- Sister Bear: [holding up a bouncy apple] Mama, Papa, can I have this?
- Papa: An apple? Sure.
- [Sister starts bouncing the apple]
- Papa: Careful now. You'll bruise it.
- Sister Bear: [bouncing the apple again] It's not a *real* apple, Papa. It's bouncy fruit. Neat, huh?
- Brother: Hey, if Sister can have bouncy fruit, then I can have this.
- [Brother holds up a glow-in-the dark frisbee, but Mama takes the toys from Brother and Sister and reminds them for the third time about not asking for toys or treats]
- Mama: Now listen, you two: it's not your birthday, and it's not Christmas, and it's not Give Your Cubs a Treat Day. so you can put these toys back right now.
- Papa: Give Your Cubs a Treat Day? When's that?
- Mama: There's no such thing, but from the way Brother and Sister carry on, you'd think it was every day of the year.