It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis (2009)

Kaitlin Olson: Dee Reynolds

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• Dee Reynolds : Hey, you guys. Watch me bust out this sweet jackknife.

  [body slams into pool with a loud smack] 

  Sean : Oh! Whoa! Are you okay!

  Dee Reynolds : [spitting out water and gasping for breath]  Oh, I biffed that one, huh?

  Sean : You "biffed" it?

  Dee Reynolds : Whoo! Thank God there wasn't a baby in there, huh?

• Dee Reynolds : So let's talk turkey and by that I mean money.

  Sean : Oh, we just thought we'd pay the standard rate of $20,000.

  Dee Reynolds : 20,000. Okay, I like the sound of that. I'm gonna throw something at you guys so brace yourselves. What are your thoughts on doubling down so to speak and going for twins?

  Sean : Aha...

  Kate : No.

  Sean : No...

  Dee Reynolds : Well, if it's a matter of price, I'm willing to cut you a deal on the second one. And we don't have to stop at two. I've typed up a price sheet I'd like the two of you to peruse. If you look down around number four or five, that's when you really start to see some savings. You guys wanna go for an octomom thing? Huh? I'm game. You wanna have ten? You wanna outdo that bitch? Ha, I'll have that conversation! I'm kidding, I don't want ten people inside of me.

• Kate : Do you have any history with drugs or alcohol?

  Dee Reynolds : Never. Neither.

  Sean : Um, any family history of mental illness?

  Dee Reynolds : Uh, well my brother's a dick if that counts.