- Connie Malone Karamakopoulos: Your grandmother thinks that Mr. Klinger might be gay.
- Mama Renate Malone: Connie! Not in front of the kid!
- Frankie Karamakopoulos: I know what gay means.
- Mama Renate Malone: No, you don't!
- Frankie Karamakopoulos: It's an emotional and physical preference between two consenting adults of the same sex.
- [to camera]
- Dino Forresti: I didn't know that. Did you know that?