Eating Out: All You Can Eat (2009)

Michael E.R. Walker: Ryan

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• Tiffani von der Sloot : If you think going out on a fake gay date will make me jealous, you're dumber than a flock of Palins.

  Ryan : I don't wanna make you jealous, I just wanna piss you off!

• Zack : You can say THAT again.

  Ryan : Mind if I don't?

• Tiffani von der Sloot : [watching Casey and Zack after locking them in a house together]  Are they fucking yet?

  Ryan : Not even close. Is this gonna work?

  Tiffani von der Sloot : Trust me. It's science. If you leave two dicks together, eventually one of them's going to need sucking... like prison.

• Casey : You're straight?

  Ryan : We're just three dudes, havin' some fun, now PULL.