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Britta Perry : Shouldn't you be rolling around on a bed covered in test answers?
Jeff Winger : I don't have any of the answers. I'm gonna... I'm gonna flunk the test.
Troy : You should just study for like an hour. It's not that hard.
[laughs]
Troy : You seem pretty smart. You got a sports coat.
Jeff Winger : Eh. Me. Funny thing about being smart is that you can get through most of life without ever having to do any work. So, uh, not really sure how to do that.
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Britta Perry : So this is a game to you? You put human beings into a state of emotional shambles for a shot at getting in my pants?
Jeff Winger : Why can't you see that for the compliment that it is?
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Jeff Winger : Man! Rest of the group is running late. But you and I can get acquainted.
Britta Perry : You may have noticed this morning - not so good at the small talk.
Jeff Winger : Yeah, I like big talk. What's your deal?
Britta Perry : That's not small talk?
Jeff Winger : What's your deal and is God dead?
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Jeff Winger : I'm taking the class as an easy credit. I'm actually a Spanish tutor.
Britta Perry : Oh, really? Say that in Spanish.
Jeff Winger : Yo duermo tarde Español, una hora mas, no arañes mi coche.
[Translation: I sleep late Spanish, one more hour, don't scratch my car]
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Duncan : [text message] Con-4-s-8-tion on football field now! -Duncan
Britta Perry : What's that?
Abed : Does it say you have to pee?
Jeff Winger : No. It's just someone with a misguided grasp of abbreviation.
