- Crazy Jane: [to Laura] Hey, Doctor Who, did you get us all in here so we can watch you do your kiegels, or did you actually have something to say?
- Victor Stone: And exactly what is Dada?
- Rita Farr: It's this insufferable thing the French came up with so they could make crude nudey films and call it art.
- Victor Stone: We are not the kind of people that kill people.
- Cliff Steele: Unless they're Nazis. Or butts.
- Larry Trainor: How does this crap keep happening to us?
- Crazy Jane: Because no one else gets sent on a mission by a time travelling bird lady to go hunt down some art freaks who pissed off a half-man/half-butt monster who may be trying to destroy the world.
- Larry Trainor: Yeah, got it.
- Shelley Byron: The Eternal Flagellation, it's... it's a vulture, cleaning the carcass of an overfed sow. A powdered donut sinking into an outhouse pit.
- Crazy Jane: Wow. That is some art school-level pretentious bullshit
- Shelley Byron: Well, maybe that's what I am, Jane. Pretentious bullshit, manure coursing through my shrunken veins.