Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Mulan (2020) (2021)

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic, Bob Chapek, Merlin

Quotes 

• Nostalgia Critic : [to the tune of I'll Make a Man Out of You]  Let's get back to business! / To demean... Mulan! / I've got sons and daughters / Ready to be conned! / Made the saddest bunch of reboots yet / and you can bet before we'll do. / Missy, I'll make you made with this too. / Bland and dull as a test! / No desire within. / Once the leads are boring / Our remakes begin! / Make them mundane, stale, monotonous. / It makes big bucks for us, it's true! / Somehow I'll make you mad with this too!

  Niki Caro : Can we maybe give Mulan some flaws?

  Nostalgia Critic : Then she won't be perfect, will she? / Arcs for Disney Ladies? / That's more a man's game! / Maybe she can break all of gravity's laws!

  Niki Caro : Hope this movie doesn't screw me!

  Nostalgia Critic : Hey, it always wins us critical acclaim! / Make you mad! We must cut out all the songs and humor! / Dull and bad! With all the charm of a dead racoon! / You've been had! With no risk to offend our consumers. / As serious as a popped Mushu balloon! / Time is not a factor! / At a half... hour! / We got pointless add-ons, meant to 'empower'! / You're not ready for this raging bore / it's a chore, but you'll watch through! / How can I make you mad with this too? Make you mad! We must add characters that do nothing! / And it's sad! With all the check lists these... remakes do! / Enlist her! With all the strength of an aging franchise! / And misery that's on par with Mulan II!