Life with Louie (TV Series)

Louie's Harrowing Halloween (1997)

Debi Derryberry: Jeannie Harper

Quotes 

• Louie : Give me the candy.

  Glen Glenn : Who's gonna make me?

  Michael Grunewald : We are.

  Glen Glenn : [laughs]  Who else?

  Jeannie Harper : Uh, the escaped convict behind you.

  Glen Glenn : Come on, how dumb do you think I am?

  Louie : Is that a trick question?

  Glen Glenn : I'm not falling for that escaped convict gag again. What do you think I am, a complete pumpkinhead?

  Red Meat : Yep.

  Glen Glenn : [turns around to see the gigantic convict towering over him with a menacing glare; runs away screaming]  MOMMY! I WANT MY MOMMY!

• Jeannie Harper : Why do you suppose the door was open?

  Toddler : Maybe they left it open to air out the food.

  Michael Grunewald : Right, the same way you open your mouth to air out your brain.

  Toddler : Exactly.