Batman: The Brave and the Bold (TV Series)

Mayhem of the Music Meister! (2009)

John DiMaggio: Aquaman, Gorilla Grodd

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Quotes 

• Music Meister : Put down your arms, my friends/Your arrows, guns, and swords/Your resistance to my charm now ends/When I belt these power chords/Good guys or bad guys, it doesn't really matter/You are all just slaves/To my hypnotic patter/As I regale you with my story/You'll now you have no choice/But to do my evil bidding when you hear this booming voice!/Oh, I'm the Music Meister.

  Green Arrow , Black Canary , Aquaman , Gorilla Grodd , Black Manta , Clock King : He's the Music Meister.

  Music Meister : And everyone just fawns.

  Green Arrow , Black Canary , Aquaman , Gorilla Grodd , Black Manta , Clock King : He's the Music Meister/And we are all his pawns.

  Music Meister : And so for me, it's destiny/To be the maestro of villainy/Yes, I'm the Music Meister/And I'm here to settle/The score!

  [speaking] 

  Music Meister : You see, I too have plans for this satellite, and now that I've established who's in charge, get to work!

  Batman : [observing from the Batcopter]  Well, that's not something you see every day.

• Music Meister : [singing]  And now that Batman's been delayed/Your usefulness has passed/A distraction is what I need/So kick into that blast/I'm the Music Meister/I cannot help but boast.

  Black Manta , Gorilla Grodd , Clock King , Black Canary , Aquaman , Green Arrow : He's the Music Meister/Under his spell, we're toast.

  Music Meister : I'm the Music Meister/I won the day/Now I must fly/I'm the Music Meister/And I'm here/To settle the/Score!

• Gorilla Grodd : There it is. The rocket carrying the United Nations' new comm satellite.

  Clock King : Which in our hands will allow us to muck up the gears of global communication.

  Black Manta : And create worldwide chaos.

• Aquaman : Looks like someone's been caught with their hands in the cookie jar.

  Black Canary : A good spanking is in order for you boys.

  Gorilla Grodd : Nothing will keep us from controlling that satellite. Especially you.

  Green Arrow : Then it sounds to me like it's time to rumble.

  Black Manta : Indeed, but it is you who will take the...

  [singing] 

  Black Manta : Tumble.

  Black Canary : I'm sorry, hon, but did you just sing that?

  Black Manta : Of course I did.

  [singing again] 

  Black Manta : Not. Wait, yes, I did. I'm sounding shrill against my will/And I cannot stop this singing.

  Aquaman : [singing]  And in my ears, I swear I hear/A quite distinctive ringing.

  Gorilla Grodd : This silly game is very lame/And someone's going to pay.

  Black Canary : An unknown force/But where's the source/That has us in its sway?

  Clock King : Who is doing this to us? And on this, we must concur.

  Gorilla Grodd , Clock King , Black Manta : They're dastardly/Despicable/Disturbingly inexplicable.

  Gorilla Grodd : And imminently kickable.

  Aquaman , Black Canary , Gorilla Grodd , Green Arrow , Clock King , Black Manta : That dirty rotten rat is...

  Music Meister : The Music Meister!

• Music Meister : Bullies used to pick on me/Because I sang in choir/But something very strange occurred/When I kept singing higher/The ruffians around me/Quickly fell into a trance/And it was then with wicked glee/I made those puppets dance/I'm the Music Meister.

  Aquaman , Green Arrow , Black Canary , Gorilla Grodd , Clock King , Black Manta : He's the Music Meister.

  Music Meister : And everyone just fawns.

  Aquaman , Green Arrow , Black Canary , Gorilla Grodd , Clock King , Black Manta : He's the Music Meister/And we are all his pawns.

  Music Meister : I'm the Music Meister/Crime became my path.

  Black Canary : He's the Music Meister/And we must beware his wrath.

  Music Meister : That voice. Beautiful.

  [he sings a few chords, which Canary echoes back, accidentally knocking everyone back with her Canary Cry] 

  Batman : The fiend. His voice can hit a pitch that hypnotically controls anyone who hears it.

• Music Meister : With the satellite in my control, soon all the world will be singing my praise, and making me rich. Though there is one thing that could still get in my way.

  Batman : [his shadow appears]  Your show's about to have a long intermission, Music Meister. Twenty years to life.

  Music Meister : Batman. Always Batman. Always driving villains bats!

  [using his pipe organ as a distraction to escape] 

  Music Meister : [singing]  He always has a sidekick/Some boy wonder at his call/His utility belt holds everything/Can't find that at the mall/The Batmobile is super-fast/There is no car that is surpassed/It's a good thing we've got Arkham/'Cause he really drives us bats.

  [backup singing from various Arkham inmates] 

  Music Meister : Whether dancing the Batusi/Or using an array of tools/He's always got the answers/He makes us look like fools/He's got no superpowers/He's just a flying rat/It's a good thing we've got Arkham/'Cause he really drives us bats/World's greatest detective.

  Gorilla Grodd : Foiling every evil scheme.

  Black Manta : Even without shark repellant/

  Clock King : He's tougher than he seems/

  Aquaman : Other heroes often ask/

  Green Arrow : Why is he always the top cat?

  Music Meister , Black Manta , Clock King , Aquaman , Green Arrow : He drives us bats/Drives us bats/Drives us bats!