Batman: The Brave and the Bold (TV Series)

Inside the Outsiders! (2009)

Nika Futterman: Catwoman

Quotes 

• Catwoman : You chose the wrong career, Batman. We could be partners in crime. The perfect power couple.

  Batman : I'm a servant of justice.

  [catching her whip and tying her up] 

  Batman : But justice is always looking for new recruits.

  Green Arrow : Can you believe those two?

  [one of Catwoman's accomplices laughs; with him in a headlock, Arrow flexes his arm, and the thug falls unconscious] 

  Green Arrow : Shut your cat box, pal.

• Catwoman : Looks like you're about to catch a very bad case of cat scratch fever, Batman.

  Batman : You're the one who's caught, Catwoman... in the crooked claws of crime.

  Catwoman : Spare me your morality, hero. Who deserves these precious symbols of feline superiority more than I? Surely not the curators of that musty old museum I... rescued them from.

  Green Arrow : Okay, Bats, what's it gonna be? Bat-catnip to distract the kitties, or a high-frequency Bat-a-ma-jig to scramble their brains, huh?

  Batman : You've let larceny taint your loveliness, Catwoman.

  Catwoman : My pets will soon silence that insolent tongue of... did you say lovely?

  Green Arrow : Less talk, more utility belt, huh? Are you even listening to me?

  Batman : Lovely, yes, but evil, too. Give up this life of crime, Catwoman. Allow me to help rehabilitate you.

  Green Arrow : Wait. Are you two flirting?

  Catwoman : Oh, always trying to declaw me, Batman. Which is why I must clip your wings, permanently.

  Batman : Not if I collar you first.

  Green Arrow : You are! You're flirting. Flirterers!

• Green Arrow : Time for these kittens to get back to the museum where they belong.

  Catwoman : They belong with the one who would appreciate them most. What can I say? I'm a girl with a taste for only the finest.

  Green Arrow : Oh, give me a break.

  Batman : Ease up, Arrow. She's only a cat burglar, not a violent psychopath.

  Green Arrow : Are you forgetting she nearly turned us into cat food back there?

  [Catwoman uses her claws to break free of her restraints and escape] 

  Green Arrow : You have *so* got the hots for her.

  Batman : Nonsense. My only interest in her is rehabilitation.

  Green Arrow : Oh, so letting her escape is part of your reform therapy?

  [more to himself] 

  Green Arrow : I'm gonna have to try that one on Clock King next time.

  Batman : [holding a note with Catwoman's number]  Don't worry, I have a hunch I'll know where to find her soon.