Plot

Nancy and Andy struggle with the realities of parenting; Shane has a new problem; Celia's marketing strategy takes advantage of a product surplus.

A very angry Esteban throws things around his closet, ranting to Cesar about his son being raised as a Jew. He tells Cesar to get rid of all Nancy's stuff.

At the house, Nancy tries, and fails, to sleep on the couch downstairs, kept awake by all the plinking video games. She takes her pillow and baby monitor up to her room, now Andy's, wanting the bed. He won't give. So she climbs in bed at a safe distance.

He turns on the light, checking that she and Esteban are over. He has a few bed rules, but she just wants to sleep. The baby starts crying and she sends Andy to deal with him.

Later, the baby wakes up crying again. She's going to pump while Andy changes. A few hours later, Andy isn't happy to be woken up again. "You're trying to break me, aren't you?"

Dean, with a black eye, tells Silas and Doug a really really long story about getting lost with their weed in his car and getting ripped off. He claims he's the victim. Silas punches him.

At the house, Shane is messing around on a guitar when his two groupie chicks walk in. They have some news. It hurts when they pee. It might be nothing, or it might be chlamydia. They check out his nether regions. Andy walks in. He immediately walks out, then walks back in, deciding he needs to interfere. Shane tells him what's going on. Andy assures him it can be dealt with.

Celia appears to be leading some sort of meditation class, telling unseen an audience to take a deep breath, hold it, then let it out. Cut to her audience, mall workers with lungs full of weed. "So, am I smoking the mascara or the blush?" one customer asks. And yes, they can put it on their credit card - it'll show up as beauty products. Dean helps her prep for sales, even supplying Cheesy poofs for munchies.

Nancy and Andy wait with Shane in the doctor's office. "This is great," Andy says, "no crying, no poop, just a good old fashioned STD scare. This is my wheelhouse."

Nancy's a little freaked out her 14-year-old might have VD. Shane swears off sex for ever. He just had a Q-tip stuck somewhere very private. "Cotton-eyed Joe," Andy says, "we've all been there." He once got a cat hair in his urethra. "Not beastiality, a sleeping bag at Burning Man."

The doctor comes in with the news. It's not chlamydia - it's a yeast infection. Nancy tells Andy to quit being a buddy and be a parent.

Esteban sulks at home over tequila. His handler Pilar stops by, saying she knows what it's like to love the wrong person. She has a solution. She shows him a photo of a society woman in a magazine.

Nancy and Andy share fruity drinks, talking about parenthood. Nancy's breasts start hurting from milk, but she doesn't want to leave her alcohol. She goes to pump in the bathroom, but the pump breaks. She tries for the manual method, but gets nowhere.

She calls Andy, asking him to come to the bathroom.

Silas tries to play ping pong with Doug, who's inconsolable after losing the business. Celia comes through, gloating about moving out and into an ocean front condo. She says she's making tons on cosmetics.

Nancy ushers Andy into the bathroom, explaining that she's engorged. She needs him to suck it out, be the baby. He goes for it and accidentally swallows.

Later in bed that night, Nancy and Andy lay in bed together with a pillow barrier between them. She wakes up to his gentle shaking of the bed. He says he's engorged, he needs her to suck it out, be the baby.

Nancy thinks it's too weird, even for them. She wants them to strive for normalcy. The baby cries. She goes for the feeding, leaving Andy to Andy time.

Doug crashes the You're Pretty seminar. He wants to make a lot of money selling her face chemicals. Raileen ushers him out, quietly agreeing to sell to him if he'll shut up. And if he buys three full orders, she'll go out with him.

Esteban gets ready for his date, deciding life's too short.

Andy gets back in bed after a feeding and goes to sleep.

In the morning, they're woken up by Esteban walking into the bedroom. Andy points out the pillow wall separating them. Esteban wants to talk to Nancy, but she says Andy can stay. Esteban pulls out a ring and asks her to marry him. Nancy says they've had this conversation.

They go outside to discuss. Downstairs, Shane watches them talk in the garden. Andy comes down to spy. He offers Shane $20 to find out what's going on. Shane goes outside.

Outside, Esteban tells Nancy they can get married now. He tells her about his date last night, with a woman who's perfect for him politically, but he's there because he loves Nancy. In the middle of his declaration of love, a man on the sidewalk pulls out a gun and shoots. Esteban pulls Nancy to the ground. Cesar returns fire and hits the man. Then Nancy hears Shane behind her. She turns to see her middle son, hit, holding his shoulder and slumping to the ground.