- Homer: [running away from the wolverine] Hey, you don't want to eat me! I'm stringy! Oh, who am I kidding? I'm marbled! I'm human Wagyu!
- Homer: You've been outsmarted by man: King of Nature! Destroyer of our planet! Inventor of Earth Day!
- Homer: This is worse than Nude and Screwed season six when Jerry got airlifted out because howler monkeys bit his pixilated area!