- Andy Anderson: Thanks a heap, Doctor, but I think we'll try our own three-step program.
- [Escorts Principal Halloran out the door]
- Andy Anderson: Step one: you leave. Step two: I cure Louie myself. Step three: you leave.
- Principal Halloran: But that was step one.
- Andy Anderson: Well, you're still here, aren't you?
- [Shuts door]
- Andy Anderson: [playing Hangman with Louie, who is currently suffering extreme PTSD after his encounter with a tornado. The puzzle currently says "TORNAD_"] And the final letter is?
- Little Louie: Y?
- Andy Anderson: Tornady? What's a tornady?
- Andy Anderson: Here's a little trick that General Patton himself showed me.
- Little Louie: General Patton was afraid of stuff?
- Andy Anderson: Naw, nothing scared that man. He was a rock. But he taught the rest of us to write down our fears on a piece of paper.
- Little Louie: [sarcastically] Brilliant, Dad.
- Andy Anderson: Let's give it a try. I'll go first. Let's see, er, my fears... I'm afraid of the dark, I'm afraid of Brussels sprouts, I'm afraid of the garden hose coming to life and strangling me in my sleep. Your turn.