"Glee" Mattress (TV Episode 2009) Poster

(TV Series)

(2009)

Heather Elizabeth Morris: Brittany S. Pierce

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  • Rachel Berry : Brittany, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

    Brittany S. Pierce : No way.

    Rachel Berry : Why not?

    Brittany S. Pierce : Because I don't want to be in a picture with you. It'll get defaced.

    Rachel Berry : No, it won't.

    Brittany S. Pierce : Yes, it will. I'll be the one doing it.

  • Kurt Hummel : Based on my investigation, I am of the opinion that a yearbook photo would only fuel the flames of anti-Glee Club terror. I've done a little library research.

    [showing them an old yearbook photo] 

    Kurt Hummel : Peter Gellar. Glee Club second tenor, 1998. He can be seen here with both a drawn-on Hitler mustache and rice paddy hat. Shortly after the yearbook came out, Mr. Gellar had a nervous breakdown. He is now the homeless man who sleeps in front of the public library.

    Quinn Fabray : Patches?

    Kurt Hummel : Patches.

    Brittany S. Pierce : He barks at my mom.

    Kurt Hummel : [showing them another yearbook photo]  Exhibit B. Tawny Peterson. Glee Club class of 2000. Seen here in her photo with a cartoon knife stuck in her head, in a macabre tableau that, in four years, would prove eerily prescient. I think I speak for all of us when I say that not having to pose for a yearbook photo might be a blessing in disguise. I suggest not fighting Figgins' ruling.

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