- Huey Duck: Uh, OK. One thing I find interesting about this library in particular is that it has books that have been dreamed of but never written.
- Mrs. Quackfaster: Yes, it's true. Did you know that it has unwritten books by some very well-known authors?
- Huey Duck: Like who?
- Mrs. Quackfaster: Jane Austhen, Maurice Senduck, Sheltie Silverstein...
- Huey Duck: OK.
- Mrs. Quackfaster: Bark Twain, Edgar Allan Pug, Oscar Wildedog, Neil Gamehen...
- Huey Duck: Yeah, I get it.
- Mrs. Quackfaster: George R. R. Barken, J. Arff-Arff Tolkien...
- Huey Duck: Are you done?
- Mrs. Quackfaster: Cocker Spaniel Lewis, Madeleine L'Ronge, Judy Plume, Roald Dog, Ernest Hummingbird...
- Huey Duck: This is a long list.
- Mrs. Quackfaster: F. Scotty Fitzgerald, Snarls Dickens, John Steinbark, Kurr Vonnegut...
- Huey Duck: Wow.
- Mrs. Quackfaster: Philip K. Duck, Truman Capoodle, Jack Keroquack...
- Huey Duck: You're still talking.
- Mrs. Quackfaster: Margaret Quackwood, David Fox Terrier Wallace, Shell Silverhawk, and Dr. Goose to name a few!
- Huey Duck: [sighs] Wonderful.