- The Ink Thief: How can anyone be so desperately, evilly, awfully, horribly powerful and yet altogether so superbly mean as me? Ooof! I'm quite overwhelmed by myself!
- Airline Announcer: We have just landed in Leaf. Please stay in your seats until the airport has come to a complete stop. Thank you.
- Aloysius: My name is Aloysius and I'm nasty and I'm vicious! So come on little kiddies, make my night!
- Samantha Waverley: Wait a minute, am I missing something or is this all very strange? An old toy shop with a cat-man and a rat-man, and a master who's like a vampire! I mean, it's the end of the 20th century! Imaginary stuff like that only happens in movies.
- Miz Tiggle: My goodness, is that the time? Late 20th century? Listen, I thought that it was earlier or possibly later.