The Prisoner (TV Mini Series)

Episode 1: Arrival (2009)

David Butler: Shopkeeper

Quotes 

• Shopkeeper : What can I do you for?

  6 : I'd like to buy a map.

  Shopkeeper : Street or topographical?

  6 : Biggest one you got.

  [the shopkeeper takes out a map the size of a small notepad] 

  6 : That's the biggest?

  Shopkeeper : Pull her out.

  [as 6 opens it, the map becomes huge] 

  Shopkeeper : That's it.

  [going to get another] 

  Shopkeeper : Buy one, get one free.

  6 : What the hell would I want with two maps?

  Shopkeeper : Makes a perfect gift. Big enough for you? Here we are.

  [indicating a spot on the map] 

  Shopkeeper : You are here. That's the Palais 2. "Wow" being the appropriate word. And that's the Clinic, and...

  6 : Where's the road out of here?

  Shopkeeper : [snickering]  Oh, you crack me up, 6.

  6 : You've not seen me before.

  Shopkeeper : No, sir. You I would remember.

  6 : Do you know my...

  Shopkeeper : Welcome to the Village. Everybody knows everybody.