CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #672 Me: "It's time to address the elephant in the room." Elephant: "Hi, nice to be here." Me: "Retirement." Elephant: "Wait. So I'm not in this vanity card?" Me: "Sorry. I meant elephant in the metaphorical sense." Elephant: "Why, because I'm large and hard to overlook, particularly in enclosed spaces?" Me: "Well... yeah." Elephant: "Do you get how offensive that is?" Me: "Not really, no." Elephant: "All the more reason for you to contemplate retirement."