- Archibald Lewis: What is the title of your latest book?
- Michael Kiefer: Cosmic Zombies from Planet Jupiter.
- Archibald Lewis: Oh, that's quite a title isn't it?
- Michael Kiefer: Pays the bills.
- Detective Constable Jed Spencer: Dog hair, sir?
- Detective Inspector Luke Shane: [picks up a big piece of animal hair] I didn't know you were an expert on canines, Spencer.
- Detective Constable Jed Spencer: Well, I don't know about that, sir; but the wife's always kept dogs. We've got a young Toy Poodle at the moment.
- Detective Inspector Luke Shane: Big bloody poodle, Spencer.
- Detective Constable Jed Spencer: Yes, sir.
- Detective Inspector Luke Shane: Go do something useful, go make me a cup of coffee.
- Detective Constable Jed Spencer: Right away, sir.
- Detective Inspector Luke Shane: American?
- [Michael nods]
- Detective Inspector Luke Shane: We don't get many Yanks in this neck of the woods. Truth be told, I'm not a fan of Americans.
- Michael Kiefer: It's great to meet you too.
- Detective Inspector Luke Shane: So what happened here?
- Michael Kiefer: No comment.
- Detective Inspector Luke Shane: Awkward bugger I see.
- Michael Kiefer: I want my lawyer.
- Detective Inspector Luke Shane: Don't we all.