Wed, Jul 17, 2019
Ewe was browsing Geometry Dash (with the intent of making a decorated version of Sloom) when he spotted a Septagon running frantically up and down through the aisles, and his name was Volumni Furrey McSevensides. He was certain at any moment he would ban Ewe from the Impossible Levels List Server. Thankfully, Ewe's level was full of unfunny Sloom jokes (which as you all know, is Septagon kryptonite). So he picked one of the best-redecorated Sloom monsters and grabbed it by the horns and brought it out of the level editor. He took that Septagon over his knee and spanked his ass with the Sloom monster while screaming 'Oops all black glow deco two Slooms!' over and over. Then, by the power of Sloom, Volumni Furrey McSevensides instantly deleted MINUSclub and moved Sloom to #1 on the list. HaydenDom showed up and awarded Ewe the role of List Mod because he probably stopped the next argument over how many sides an octagon has.
Wed, Jan 2, 2019
Pamka builds a creation that all the players of the contest want to beat but they think they will never