- Ritsu Tainaka: As for Mio she's apparently has her own fan club now.
- Tsumugi Kotobuki: Ah amazing!
- Ritsu Tainaka: But I'm afraid she's kind of out of commission for the moment.
- Mio Akiyama: Panties... Panties... No one will ever want to marry me now...
- Mio Akiyama: Has all the equipment been carried over
- Yui Hirasawa: Mio-chan!
- Ritsu Tainaka: You got your nerves under control?
- Tsumugi Kotobuki: Here you are.
- [Mugi gives Mio a cup of tea]
- Ritsu Tainaka: Surprising considering you were against doing the vocals.
- Mio Akiyama: Get real. I'm not a baby you know. I can't let my self freak out over every little thing forever.
- [Mio raises her cup to sip her tea and her hands shake uncontrollably]
- Ritsu Tainaka, Tsumugi Kotobuki, Yui Hirasawa: Oh yeah she's totally freaking out.
- Ritsu Tainaka: Oh that's right we need to come up with a spiel.
- Yui Hirasawa: What is a spiel?
- Ritsu Tainaka: Intros and stuff. You know like when the band banters with the crowd between songs at a concert.
- Yui Hirasawa: Oh, right, right!
- Ritsu Tainaka: [Ritsu stands and starts pretending like she's speaking to the audience] Hey everybody, how are you doing? The light music club would like to welcome you to our very first show ever today! Now let's introduce our members.
- [introducing Yui]
- Ritsu Tainaka: Guitar! You can always find her slacking on her days off, if it's sweet leave it to me she always says, it's the Devil may care fairy, Yui!
- [Yui imitates playing a guitar]
- Ritsu Tainaka: And on keyboard, she's your girl when it comes to fine snack foods, she has the graceful lively natural airhead of a rich girl, give a big hand to, Mugi!
- [Mugi imitates playing a keyboard]
- Ritsu Tainaka: And on bass and vocals! Scary and gory stories are most definitely not her thing, she's the dawn of the Light Music Club, the dangerous queen, it's Mio!
- [SMACK]
- Ritsu Tainaka: OW!
- Mio Akiyama: [Mio just hit Ritsu] Who are you calling dangerous, huh?
- Ritsu Tainaka: You just proved my point!
- Ritsu Tainaka: And last but not least, me! Fair of face and figure and mind, she's everybody's idol with her sunny smile, give a big hand to me, Ritsu!
- [SMACK]
- Mio Akiyama: [Mio hit Ritsu again] Quit tooting your own horn!
- Mio Akiyama: Oh Ritsu please do the vocals for me!
- Ritsu Tainaka: If I did that who would play the drums then?
- Mio Akiyama: I'll play them please!
- Ritsu Tainaka: Then whose suppose to play the bass?
- Mio Akiyama: I'll play the bass too, please!
- Ritsu Tainaka: Have it your way, I'd love to see how you're gonna pull that off!
- Mio Akiyama: [begging] Ritsu, Ritsu...
- Ritsu Tainaka: Would you please get off me, Mio!