Californication (TV Series)
Wish You Were Here (2009)
David Duchovny: Hank Moody
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Quotes
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Richard Bates : [Walks up to the doorway to the dining room stark naked] Who wants to see me tuck and do the pee-pee-dance?
Hank Moody : [raises hand] Come on, I can't be the only one?... Where are the girls?
Richard Bates : And then... Just like that
[snaps fingers]
Richard Bates : he unveiled his beautiful man-pussy. His glorious mangina.
[sings]
Richard Bates : Mmh Mmh-Meet my peach baby, Blow on my dice! I wanna swing that swing, don't you treat me nice.
Dean Stacy Koons : Richard let me...
Dean Stacy Koons : [Keeps on singing] I'm wild for you.
Dean Stacy Koons : Let me call you a cab.
Richard Bates : [Still singing] Sweet Baby I'm a child for you.
Dean Stacy Koons : Lets get you clothes.
Felicia Koons : You know what, why don't stay in the guest room?
Richard Bates : Stacy? Have you ever spent time with an eleven year old boy and wanted more from him than he was willing to give? Have you ever breathed in the scent of a woman's sweaty unwashed sex? And just
[sniffs the air]
Richard Bates : Mhh and wanted to bottle and sell at market. You ever been so drunk on cock? You Howled at the moon and begged for a few inches more.
Hank Moody : Ladies? Dean Koons?
Richard Bates : All these question and more will be answered... in my new novel. First! I wanna go for a swim! Urgh!
[Runs through the dining room and jumps out the window]
Richard Bates : Wooh!
Hank Moody : Love that guy. Big fan.