Very Important Pennis (TV Series)
Very Important Pennis: Part 3 (1997)
Paul Kaye: Dennis Pennis, Bob Boonah, Kenny Dogleash
Quotes
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Dennis Pennis : [to Demi Moore] You came under a lot of criticism for Striptease. How do you handle your knockers?
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Dennis Pennis : In any other job if you walk around like a drug-crazed zombie, you get the sack. But in the fashion industry, you get rewarded with a multi-million-dollar cosmetic contract. Crazy!
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Dennis Pennis : [to Winona Ryder] Do you practice safe sex? Because I heard you haven't been to bed with a Johnny for a couple of years.
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Dennis Pennis : One thing I've always wanted to ask you, back in the heyday in Hollywood...
Lauren Bacall : Oh, we're not discussing that.
Dennis Pennis : Of all the good-looking fellas, what made you pick Bogie?
Lauren Bacall : I'll leave that to you.
[cut to Dennis presenting a transitional clip]
Dennis Pennis : You know, it's a shame Lauren Bacall didn't stick around for a bit longer. I wanted to know whether Bogie was a big softie. Did she have Bogie wrapped round her little finger? Was he naturally sociable man or was it hard to get Bogie out? Bogie, Bogie, Bogie, Bogie.
[mimes flicking a bogey]
Dennis Pennis : Made for the flicks.
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Dennis Pennis : Got any plans to start going through puberty at some point?
Michael J. Fox : Uh, well, I'm right after you.
Dennis Pennis : OK.
Michael J. Fox : I'm right after you.
Dennis Pennis : See you there.
Michael J. Fox : [points at Dennis' red hair] You dyeing your pubic hair as well?
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Dennis Pennis : Has anyone told you you're really beautiful... and meant it?
Cher : [laughs] No!
Dennis Pennis : I'm sure.
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Dennis Pennis : [to Elton John] You know what they call you in Germany, man? Herr Piece!
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Dennis Pennis : Fancy going out down the beach with me, clubbing?
Seal : Down the beach to do some clubbing? I don't think so.
Dennis Pennis : No? All good seals love a good clubbing!
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Dennis Pennis : [to Demi Moore, about Bruce Willis] Did you know that Errol Flynn passed away with a huge erection? Do you think your husband will Die Hard too?