The Cuphead Show! (TV Series)

Ghosts Ain't Real (2022)

Frank Todaro: Mugman

Quotes 

• [Mugman sees a tree with eyes that glow green. He screams. As he cowers, two lights float towards him, and break into numerous glowing particles] 

  Mugman : Fireflies. Cuphead was right. Ghosts ain't real. You know, it's actually kind of peaceful out here. Just the sounds of the wind, the owl, the...

  Jasper : Disembodied voice behind you?

  [Mugman scowls] 

  Mugman : [sarcastically]  Real cute, Cuphead. Ha, ha, ha. Hilarious.

  [Jasper ties his shoelaces together] 

  Mugman : I know you're just trying to scare me, but I'm not falling for any of your...

  [He trips and falls] 

  Mugman : Tricks.

  [He gets up and dusts himself off] 

  Mugman : Not funny, Cuphead.

  Jasper : I thought it was right funny. But I ain't ever heard of no Cuphead.

  [Mugman slowly looks behind him. Jasper doffs his hat, exposing his brain, which has bugs scattering around it] 

  Jasper : Top of the evening, love.

  [Mugman's nose falls off, and he dashes away, then returns and fixes it back before fleeing] 

• [the gate slams shut] 

  Mugman : Did you see that? It just slammed shut outta nowhere!

  Cuphead : Okay, let's just get a grip on ourselves. It was probably just the wind.

  Mugman : There was wind? What wind? I didn't feel any wind. No wind. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. It won't budge. We're trapped.

  Cuphead : Relax. It just needs a little elbow grease.

  [He pulls on the gate] 

  Cuphead : Hmm. It's stuck pretty good.