Resident Alien (TV Series)

Old Friends (2022)

Alan Tudyk: Harry Vanderspeigle

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• Harry Vanderspeigle : Being an alien is easier than being a human. We have evolved past having emotions, so we are not forced to deal with things like seasonal depression or road rage. We also have no roads, so nobody can cut you off, not even Alpha Draconians, who are lizard-headed dickheads.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : What is a skin rat doing here eating my cereal?

• Harry Vanderspeigle : If it wasn't for you, I'd be on my planet right now eating delicious tree skin. It's like pork rinds, except it doesn't make you vomit.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : Maybe humans like pain as much as they like pie.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : Can't an alien think underwater without being disturbed?

• Harry Vanderspeigle : I'm going into that room over there. When I come out, you better be gone, you dumb, little shit pocket!

  Max Hawthorne : That makes no sense!

  Harry Vanderspeigle : Yes it does... if you put shit in your pocket!

• Asta Twelvetrees : Wait. Who do you think I am?

  Harry Vanderspeigle : You're my informant, Cozette the hooker, and from the look of you, you've been working all night.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : Are we family?

  49 : Um, yeah, I guess so. I'm mean, I'm not like, I'll help you move family but more like, um, I'll see you at the reunion and say wow you got fat family.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : All octopuses can talk. They just don't like talking to humans. Number 42 only talked to you because you are with me.

  Asta Twelvetrees : His name is Number 42?

  Harry Vanderspeigle : On the menu. Octopus in black bean sauce. Number 42. And you wonder why they aren't speaking to humans.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : [mockingly during psych evaluation]  He could never live on my planet. His carbon isotope ratio is less than half the planet's pole magnetism. She is so stupid!