- David Letterman - Host: [Introducing Bill O'Reilly] one of our producers recognizes that I'm in trouble when "big pants" comes out here so he put together some responses for me:"yeah, that's what you think", "I'm not buying that, where did you hear that?", and "WHATEVER".
- David Letterman - Host: [to Bill O'Reilly] so when your saying your moving up in your career, does that really apply to FOX news?
- Bill O'Reilly: [laughs] oh, relax
- David Letterman - Host: [Grins but remains silent]