- Isaac Sumdac: That toy rightfully belongs to me, Powell! You are a thieving crook!
- Porter C. Powell: And a Merry Christmas to you, too, Professor Sumdac!
- Ratchet: I'm telling you, there's no way this "Santa" can deliver billions of presents in one night.
- Prowl: I can think of at least one way. Ho
- [creates a hologram]
- Prowl: Ho
- [creates another hologram]
- Prowl: Ho.
- Optimus Prime: A sound theory, Prowl. I did see multiple Santas in the shopping district tonight.
- Ratchet: [looking at Prowl's salad] Hey, how come your fuel is different from ours?
- Prowl: I chose the vegetable fuel because it burns cleaner. Don't you know where that animal flesh comes from?
- Bulkhead: [wolfing down burgers] No, but I know where it's going.
- Bumblebee: Half of it is going on your clothes.
- Starscream: Where'd you go? I can't tell the difference between one insignificant human and the next. Oh well, no matter, there's much more Decepticon fun to come!
- Megatron: Bow before Megatron! Now that I am lord of Cybertron, I return to Earth to exterminate all organics once and for all!
- Starscream: Especially those machines who have chosen to become organics!
- Blitzwing: [Icy] Why would ze Autobots chose to be human?
- Blitzwing: [Random] Not for ze fashion sense, I can tell you that! Hahaha!
- Blitzwing: [Hothead] Who cares? I will crush them into human meat-pies!
- Megatron: No. Destroy them last. So they can watch their pitiful, adopted world perish before their eyes.
- Soundwave: [to Laserbeak] The human is of no consequence. Initiating final phase of Operation: Autobot reprogramming. Soon the Autobots will unite with us. Soon they will call themselves... Decepticon.