The Legend of Vox Machina (TV Series)

Belly of the Beast (2023)

Sam Riegel: Scanlan

Quotes 

• Scanlan : Uh, hey, Pike, c-can I ask for some... priestly advice?

  Pike : Uh... I guess. What's up?

  Scanlan : Okay, uh, say you found out you had a-a puppy, and you try to... sleep with that puppy.

  Pike : [a look of incredulous disgust dawns on Pike's face; she groans]  Please, God, tell me this is a metaphor.

• Scanlan : We need to get inside that dragon!

  Percy : What? Inside? Through a mouthful of acid? No way.

  Scanlan : There is a way. The other way.

• Scanlan : Okay, look, I got a plan, but it's fucking crazy.

  Vax'ildan : Well, those are the best kind.