The Addams Family (TV Series)
Happyester Fester (1992)
Nancy Linari: Morticia Addams
Quotes
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Gomez Addams : [looking at an empty seat] You know, Tish, dinner just isn't the same without Fester.
Morticia Addams : He'd sit here after he was one, smiling and dabbing his mouth.
Gomez Addams : And then he'd belch and blow out a window or two!
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Wednesday Addams : I haven't seen uncle Fester since he staked himself to the anthills.
Morticia Addams : I know, dear, but something was bothering him even then - those screams were half-hearted and I didn't hear his usual joyous cackle.
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Morticia Addams : Do you think Uncle Fester's all right, dear? He's been down in the basement for almost a week now.
Gomez Addams : Well, you know how these geniuses are, always working on something.
Morticia Addams : Yes. But he was so upset for not selling his last invention. And he had such a high hope for his lint wigs.
[an explosion occurs]
Uncle Fester : [appearing from a door] Oh boy! I hit the jack pot! Excuse me a minute.
[ducks back in for another explosion]
Uncle Fester : [laughing] I didn't want to miss the afterblast!
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Gomez Addams : Follow me, Fester! I know just who to talk to about your new invention!
Morticia Addams : Au revoir, darling!
Gomez Addams : [excited] Cara Mia! You spoke French!
[picks up both of Morticia's hands]
Gomez Addams : This one. No, no! No, no! No. This one! No, no! No! This one!
Morticia Addams : What's wrong, darling?
Gomez Addams : I can't make up my mind! Both arms are so beautiful!
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Morticia Addams : Fester, aren't you the modest one! You didn't tell us Happyester was itchy!
Uncle Fester : Oh, it's just one of those extras I threw in, you know. Wait until they try to wash 'em. That's when the shrimp eggs kick in!
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Gomez Addams : Gadzooks and goodnights! Fester has invented a new fabric! It's bulletproof, self-cleaning...
Uncle Fester : And it tastes good with dip, too!
Wednesday Addams : Congratulations, Uncle Fester!
Morticia Addams : Isn't it exciting, Fester? Your first successful invention!
Uncle Fester : I call it Happyester, after Happydale Heights, our fine city!
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Morticia Addams : Oh, isn't that sweet! Fester is helping that nice Mr. Normanmeyer with his questions!
Uncle Fester : [at the press conference] You see, nobody wanted Happyester, but not my pal! Uh-Uh! He was determined that every man, woman and child in America have itchy legs, shrimpy shorts and scratchy pants!
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[Pugsley throws food at his father]
Morticia Addams : Dear, where are your manners?
Pugsley Addams : Sorry, Mom.
Morticia Addams : You forgot the gravy!
Pugsley Addams : Oh, yeah. Eh, sorry, Dad!
[throws gravy at his father]
Gomez Addams : Ah! Crunchy, just the way I like it!