- Yorgo Galfanikos: Listen, I did not come to this country to cruise for babes, I came to work. These pots are my girlfriends. These spices are my lovers. This stove is my wife.
- Hadley Martin: Just go over and talk to her like a normal person.
- Yorgo Galfanikos: But it's so hard. I am not like you. You're many, many, many, many marriages have made you an expert in romance.