Comedy Central Roasts (TV Series)

Comedy Central Roast of Joan Rivers (2009)

Greg Giraldo: Self - Roaster

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Quotes 

• Greg Giraldo : What a night? A couple of trolls,

  [Gilbert Gottfried] 

  Greg Giraldo : a fairy,

  [Mario Cantone] 

  Greg Giraldo : and a giant

  [Brad Garrett] 

  Greg Giraldo : all going after a sunken-eyed little monster who's obsessed with jewelry.

  [Joan Rivers] 

  Greg Giraldo : It's like "The Lord of the Rings".

• Greg Giraldo : Joan, you are one irritating Jew-broad. The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.

• Greg Giraldo : Mario Cantone is here. Mario, you are one tiny loudmouth fairy. You're the only guy who takes a stepladder into a glory hole. Your father must have been devastated when you came out of the cupboard.