Desperate Housewives (TV Series)

If It's Only in Your Head (2009)

Eva Longoria: Gabrielle Solis

Quotes 

• [Gaby wonders how Ana got the house clean so fast and then the Scavo twins come down the stairs] 

  Porter Scavo : We finished upstairs Ana!

  Preston Scavo : Anything else you need done?

  Ana Solis : They wanted to hang out but I had chores to do, so they insisted on helping me. Aren't they sweet!

  Parker Scavo : [Comes in with a brush and cleaning gloves]  Hey, um, I'm not bragging, and I don't recommend it, but you could so eat out of your downstairs toilet.

  Gabrielle Solis : Ok boys thanks for your hard work but maybe it's time to go home and take a shower. Preferably a cold one.

  Ana Solis : Bye Preston!

  Porter Scavo : I'm Porter.

  Preston Scavo : I'm Preston.

  Parker Scavo : Oh, you can call me whatever you want!

• Aunt Connie : As many of you know I've battled a weak heart for most of my life, and the doctor now tells me that I may only have a few months left.

  Gabrielle Solis : [opens a can of drink, as members of the family stare at her]  Sorry, bad heart, floors all yours.

• Aunt Connie : I know this is not going to be easy but we're family and this is what we do for each other.

  [Carlos walks forward as Gabby pulls him back and mouths to him 'no' and he mouths back 'yes' he continues walking forward] 

  Gabrielle Solis : [steps in front of Carlos]  Well you know we're still gonna be family tomorrow, so I think we should think about it overnight and search out hearts and try to figure out which one of your homes is best for Ana.

  Aunt Connie : Gabrielle's right, and please know that I won't judge any of you harshly if you decide that you can not take care of my beautiful granddaughter

  Gabrielle Solis : We love you Aunt Connie yay!

  [starts clapping as everyone else joins in clapping]