True Blood (TV Series)
Release Me (2009)
Mehcad Brooks: Eggs
Quotes
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Lafayette Reynolds : See, that just ain't mother-fuckin' fair.
Eggs : Excuse me?
Lafayette Reynolds : First time in my god-damned life, I ain't chasin' after trouble and it just keeps walkin' through my front door. Loot at you. Damn! Ain't nothin' good can come outta somethin' so pretty.
Eggs : You must be Lafayette.
Lafayette Reynolds : Uh huh.
Eggs : I'm Eggs.
Lafayette Reynolds : Tara's Eggs?
Tara Thornton : [walking up] You know that just don't sound right. Your name's Benedict. Why don't people call you Ben?
Lafayette Reynolds : Or "Dict".
Tara Thornton : Behave.
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Maryann Forrester : [coming in, all filthy] Good mornin'!
Tara Thornton : Whoa! Maryann, are you okay?
Maryann Forrester : I am fantastic! I slept outside last night and communed with my animal nature.
Eggs : [eying the dead bunny] No shit.
Maryann Forrester : [holds it up] This little fellow hopped by and I thought, hmm, yummy! Rabbit stew.
Tara Thornton : Aww. Poor bunny.
Maryann Forrester : Feeling sorry for things is just an excuse not to celebrate your own happiness.
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Eggs : Just because you got a little too stoned don't make you your momma.
Tara Thornton : You're right. Sometimes it's like you're Sookie. Like you can read my mind or something.
Eggs : I just get you, that's all.